Craptions Classics August 31, 2006

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The world's strongest man competition ended in tragedy when, overcome by competitive zeal, the two leaders, each pulling a 40 yard dumpster full of orphans, failed to stop at the cliff's edge.

Dweeb

The bike was scared. It knew it was almost its turn

Mekon

Hey look! I'm a kite.

jimmy

Brazil's missile-interception technology is still somewhat primitive.

Peckinpah

The modern backup parachute even comes with a tiny backup parachuteer.

Ubernostrum

It was just then that Tom Cruise spotted what appeared to be Oprah's couch floating down the river. He knew what he had to do...

Anonymous

Jeff attached his bait to his line, Great White Shark fishing was always a great spectator sport.

dap

In the end, captain white hat knew that walking the plank was the only option for these lubbers. Missing a plank, he just had them jump off a bridge.

Goldfish

At first it seemed like a brilliant idea. The swimmers would improve their 50 meter freestyle time by doing the race vertically.

JimR
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