"Goddamnit Midas!"

IT'S CHEESUS! He was cultured for your sins!

The cult couldn't quite decide whether the golden shower from their god was a good omen or a bad one.

With tourist dollars dwindling, Elwood Nebraska decided to cash in on an arbitrary annual event. "Mustard Festival" appeared to be the only one not yet taken.

The yellow defenders watched the orange onslaught overwhelm their defences, and planned their last stand.

Soon the mice would come, as the prophets foresaw

CheeseFest 2010 - The cheddar area is for only the most hardcore of fans.

If rain is god crying... what the hell is this!?

Sammy Hagar was right.
There is only one way to rock.

"hey bob?" "yeah?" "why the hell did you get on my shoulders just to take a piss on everyone?"

sprinfield enters a strange new dimision

The real-actor Mac'N'Cheese commercial could only end in tragedy.

Gods wrath for sinners takes an imaginative new turn.

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