"Honey, just eat the damn whopper and maybe he'll go away"

Aragorn always felt out of place at the beach.

"Lost" enters its 27th season.

With his Umbrella of the Infinite, Chair of Power and Crown of +5 Agility, Dave was sure he'd win Carroll back.

Glen, it's been 25 years since your musical chairs victory. Give it a rest.

"Alright, Mr. Smarty-Pants, what would YOU take if you were stranded on a desert island?"

Emily tried to get involved in Ted's interests. But taking his Dungeon Master and midget to the beach was the last freaking straw.

"I still think you should have given it more consideration. I mean it's not every day you dig up a magical lamp and besides, it's stopped raining now."

Okay Stan that explains the crown, the umbrella, and the tiny chair. But why are we listening to the New Kids On The Block?

Plato had long dreamt of the Philosopher Burger Kings, who would spend their days in quiet contemplation on the beach.

Do you really think the baby can swim?

The double-date went downhill once the Burger King realized his Dairy Queen was simply a no-show.

Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, the Lady of the Lake rose forth from the bosom of the water and bestoweth upon Arthur the magic blade Umbrelibur.

Guenevere and and Lancelot were less than impressed.

The studio didn't like the "too simple" premise. They called for "creative changes". He'd show them creative fucking changes.

OK, we'll give the troll five more minutes. Otherwise, we're doing this orgy without him!