"Honey, just eat the damn whopper and maybe he'll go away"Perrin
Aragorn always felt out of place at the beach.Haha
"Lost" enters its 27th season.Dan the Goose
With his Umbrella of the Infinite, Chair of Power and Crown of +5 Agility, Dave was sure he'd win Carroll back.Jonoloficus
Glen, it's been 25 years since your musical chairs victory. Give it a rest.Cockney Britishpecker
"Alright, Mr. Smarty-Pants, what would YOU take if you were stranded on a desert island?"Joe Pants
Emily tried to get involved in Ted's interests. But taking his Dungeon Master and midget to the beach was the last freaking straw.Haliath
"I still think you should have given it more consideration. I mean it's not every day you dig up a magical lamp and besides, it's stopped raining now."McNerd
Okay Stan that explains the crown, the umbrella, and the tiny chair. But why are we listening to the New Kids On The Block?DV8
Plato had long dreamt of the Philosopher Burger Kings, who would spend their days in quiet contemplation on the beach.Omnius
Do you really think the baby can swim?Naugahyde Donkey
The double-date went downhill once the Burger King realized his Dairy Queen was simply a no-show.Buddy Christ
Her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, the Lady of the Lake rose forth from the bosom of the water and bestoweth upon Arthur the magic blade Umbrelibur.
Guenevere and and Lancelot were less than impressed.
The studio didn't like the "too simple" premise. They called for "creative changes". He'd show them creative fucking changes.the black knight
OK, we'll give the troll five more minutes. Otherwise, we're doing this orgy without him!StinkyCheeseMan