Bondage Man was never a very effective superhero.Haha
Another slave abandoned, thought Maureen as she undid the knots. When will people realise a gimp is for life, not just for Christmas?Typo Free El G
It was, admittedly, a lousy time to forget the safeword.Saint Joe
Little by little. One by One. The Village People were going down.AKA the Fortress
As he become progressively embarrassed, Calvin decided to start the next argument at home.Spawnfree
Jim smiled. He could totally see through the blindfold.WMH
Now that I have your attention sir....Have accepted JESUS into your heart?Flingebunt
Jeff the Biker still believed he was so badass he could beat the little old lady with both hands tied behind his back, one leg immobilized, and blindfolded. He had bet his chopper on it.Ugly Bob
When goth weirdos are making trouble in suburbia, they are caught and released back into their natural habitat.MrSparkle
"...And now to reveal who the Latex Ghost REALLY is......Artie the bartender?!"
"And I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"
Juxtaposed against the woman's shoes, the bound freak didn't actually seem all that bizarre at all.Dale Male Flail McHail
The San Francisco meter maids don't take a lot of crap from the local"pretty boys"7THSON
The crowd watched in grim satisfaction as Mrs. Lewis finished her last knot. At last, the city was free from the terror of the blind armless mugger.Linux fan
"Miss, I really don't appreciate the tying me up, the blindfolding I could do without too, and what is that you're pushing into my-- OH GOD! IT'S POOINTY!"Dude
"Stupid worthless gimp!!! You weren't supposed to go bald until i hit menopause!"El_Wardo