Craptions Classics August 23, 2006

"Well, see, first there was this bike stuck up there, so we thought we'd throw another one up there to knock it down....."

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Other Craptions

SPOT THE BICYCLE AND WIN A FREE RINGTONE!!

JabberBody

The Borg cube first assimilated the most rudimentary of technologies.

Dan the Goose

Here we see a normal Chinese parking lot.

Salamander

Magneto smiled... He had ALL the bikes... and there wasn't a damn thing Charles Xavier could do.

Evil_Rick

No no, I said dyke magnet.

Jeremy

After the bikes finally obtained intelligence in 2019, they did what any sentient race would do: have big orgies.

go west

Lance Armstrongs DNA viewed at the sub-atomic level.

El G

The Tour de France is often followed by the Tower De France - both involve drugs

SABS

In a rare glimpse of urban wildlife in the big city, the gentle giant scaffold is overwhelmed by a pack of ravenous bicycles.

CP2020

the new 5 story scaffold was just too tall for anyone to clear at the x-games

scrollock

A hush fell over the spectators.
Two cycles would soon enter. Only one cycle would leave.

Spawnfree

"There's a tricyle in there, Jimmy. If you can find it, it's yours."

Dude

A new more environmentally friendly building material

rufus

The new live-action transformers movie turns out to be a bit of a let down.

Cheever
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