"Well, see, first there was this bike stuck up there, so we thought we'd throw another one up there to knock it down....."

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The Borg cube first assimilated the most rudimentary of technologies.

Here we see a normal Chinese parking lot.

Magneto smiled... He had ALL the bikes... and there wasn't a damn thing Charles Xavier could do.

No no, I said dyke magnet.

After the bikes finally obtained intelligence in 2019, they did what any sentient race would do: have big orgies.

Lance Armstrongs DNA viewed at the sub-atomic level.

The Tour de France is often followed by the Tower De France - both involve drugs

In a rare glimpse of urban wildlife in the big city, the gentle giant scaffold is overwhelmed by a pack of ravenous bicycles.

A hush fell over the spectators.
Two cycles would soon enter. Only one cycle would leave.

the new 5 story scaffold was just too tall for anyone to clear at the x-games

"There's a tricyle in there, Jimmy. If you can find it, it's yours."

A new more environmentally friendly building material

The new live-action transformers movie turns out to be a bit of a let down.