"EMBRACE YOUR NEW ROBOTIC OVERLORDS ON OUR DAY OF TRIUMPH, AS WE... NOT LITERALLY, YOU FOOL."

Thank you, eHarmony.com.

As he grew up, Greg's breast-feeding addiction started to get out of hand.

The Iraqi's rejoiced as the statue of their former American overlords was torn down.

Perps rarely took Jeff, the littlest policeman, seriously.

The enemy watched with glee as their unsuspecting victims wheeled in the Trojan Postal Worker.

Clyde and Evil Robot Clyde are going to destroy each other! I've only got one bullet, but WHO'S THE REAL CLYDE!?

Even after 30 minutes of CPR, Manny still heard no heartbeat. He was starting to lose hope.

What happens in Kentucky, stays in Kentucky.

"... and that's why I killed my wife and strangled my children. Thanks buddy. I really needed to get that off my chest. You're such a great listener."

The Kentucky State Fair mascot froze.

Fernando was back.

YOU"RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!

It was a difficult reunion, but he was glad to finally know who his father is.