Craptions Classics August 22, 2006

"EMBRACE YOUR NEW ROBOTIC OVERLORDS ON OUR DAY OF TRIUMPH, AS WE... NOT LITERALLY, YOU FOOL."

reckless abrandon

Other Craptions

Thank you, eHarmony.com.

What

As he grew up, Greg's breast-feeding addiction started to get out of hand.

Senor Taco

The Iraqi's rejoiced as the statue of their former American overlords was torn down.

Beast-o

Perps rarely took Jeff, the littlest policeman, seriously.

gogetter

The enemy watched with glee as their unsuspecting victims wheeled in the Trojan Postal Worker.

Mars

Clyde and Evil Robot Clyde are going to destroy each other! I've only got one bullet, but WHO'S THE REAL CLYDE!?

Clyde's dad

Even after 30 minutes of CPR, Manny still heard no heartbeat. He was starting to lose hope.

Linux fan

What happens in Kentucky, stays in Kentucky.

shadowman

"... and that's why I killed my wife and strangled my children. Thanks buddy. I really needed to get that off my chest. You're such a great listener."

le douche

The Kentucky State Fair mascot froze.

Fernando was back.

I can't help it

YOU"RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!

jamasian_man

It was a difficult reunion, but he was glad to finally know who his father is.

Super Fabulous
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