President Bush smiled. The EthnoMagnet was finally complete. Now all he had to do was find a way to set it to "Mexican" and his immigration woes would be over.

Having run out of barrels, Donkey Kong now tosses Malaysian kids at Mario.

The floor space was pretty good for a Tokyo apartment, but the elevators needed some work.

"Haha! You lost Jin! I didn't say 'Simon Says'."

With a terrifying squawk, the Asian of prey swoops down for the kill.

Suddenly the spell wore off and all of the pidgeons turned back into children.

Jeff suddenly realised there was a flaw with his "human carrier pigeon" idea.

Thanks to the Konami code, he had 8 more lives after the fall.

"I just flew in from Taiwan, and boy, are my arms tired!"

Newly circumcised boys were told it would prevent falling.

I can see my house from here!

It was the biggest trampoline ever.

Man, those Malaysian kids REALLY fucking need an Xbox or something.