then it all fell into place. the laxatives on the table. the cake his wife made him. the smile on her face when she dropped him at the olympics...the bitch would pay
Cautiously, Brian opened his eyes. His orgasm had been incredible, but something had gone horribly wrong.
The drought's impact was felt most at the high diving championships
it turns out you cant hold it in for a month !
Unsatisfied with the puny impact of their Katyusha rockets, Hezbollah began firing Lebanese citizens instead.
With horror Gordon realized those weren't steriods that he had taken.
You wanna know where I'll be when diarrhea hits? Right HERE, motherfucker!!
Paul tried to fight it, but he had a terrible case of the hedgehog-foots.