LEFT HAND BLACK!

Mark's Tag Body Spray wasn't working the way he wanted it to.

"And if I press his nipple right here... voila! Karate chop action!"

Steven hadn't even finished punching Captain Blackenstein and every white man in a 3 foot radius wanted to shake his hand.

Another senseless superglue tragedy.

Is it just me, or is it racist in here?

everyone was dying to touch the black man's jiggly face

It was Tom's first try at hugging, and it wasn't going well.