"March to Isengard?" said Greenleaf the Ent. "Fuck that, I m getting my car".

With the new marijuana-laced cars, cops would never suspect that dealers were importing cocaine.

"When cars die, their bodies become grass, and the deer eat that grass. You see Simba, that's the Circle of Life."

Fred knew it had been a while since he washed the car, but he never suspected there was enough dirt on it support agriculture.

Ford releases its latest grass guzzler.

Next morning, Jack awoke early and went into the garden. "I wonder what became of those magical pinto beans," he said to himself as he walked.

Introducing the New Chameleon Mobile
PARK ANYWHERE

Oddly enough, Chia Cars never sold well in the US.

“Timmy, I told you. You ain’t getting your allowance before you mow the car”

"... so what colors does it come in again?"

"Wanted: Captain Planet needs new sidekick who won't leave the Dirtmobile OUT IN THE RAIN! I'm talking to you, Rusty!"

Ninjas need cars too.

Ironically, the green car had a very poor gas mileage.

The more casual camoflauge.

Toyota is taking the concept of the "green car" way too literally.