Craptions Classics August 10, 2006

Their Trojan-Elephant plan had worked, Now the people of Sunflower Nursery would die on the swords of the Raindow Day Care Centre.


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As Timmy crawled higher a sign came into view. It read "Welcome to New Jersey".


Mario still isn't talking to Luigi after this prank.


The elephant sighed. It used to have no problem with digesting children, but nowadays they seemed to just go straight through him.

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Years later, he would recount his experience to a psychologist, trying to explain why he had a particular affection for large grey vaginas.


Dumbo was filing a malpractise suit on that veterinarian if it was the last thing he did.

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Now thats what I call a poop chute!

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