Upon entering Paradise, suicide bomber Ahmed receives his seventy-two virgins. It wasn't quite what he had in mind.
"Right, so then we declared sand the national currency."
"Oh, man. Then what happened?"
Goddamnit Billy, counter-clockwise, counter!
Scientists recently conducted a simulation of a Tekken 4 MMORPG. Results were varied.
By a staggering coincidence, everyone in the smoke-hole simultaneously discovered that their spirit-guide-animal was a very angry wasp.
James noticed the spawning of a second Ragged T-shirt. This one would be his!
MC Hammer fans began to get irate. This was the last time he'd tell them they couldn't touch "this."
The sequel to the smash hit Shaolin Soccer, Shaolin Rugby just didn't do as well as its predecessor.
Turmoil broke out at the International Sand Castle Building convention when it was discovered that someone had, in fact, peed in the sandbox
Mike didn't think there'd be much difference between Ladies' Tag Body Spray versus the regular stuff. Boy, was he wrong.
Try to spot one thing about this photo that isn't gay. One.
They knew there was a shirt burried somewhere in the sand, but where?