Upon entering Paradise, suicide bomber Ahmed receives his seventy-two virgins. It wasn't quite what he had in mind.Dead Uncle Fred
"Right, so then we declared sand the national currency."
"Oh, man. Then what happened?"
Goddamnit Billy, counter-clockwise, counter!SightblinderX
Scientists recently conducted a simulation of a Tekken 4 MMORPG. Results were varied.p3ncil
By a staggering coincidence, everyone in the smoke-hole simultaneously discovered that their spirit-guide-animal was a very angry wasp.Spawnfree
James noticed the spawning of a second Ragged T-shirt. This one would be his!Shalalalabah
MC Hammer fans began to get irate. This was the last time he'd tell them they couldn't touch "this."DeathPirate
The sequel to the smash hit Shaolin Soccer, Shaolin Rugby just didn't do as well as its predecessor.Loki
Turmoil broke out at the International Sand Castle Building convention when it was discovered that someone had, in fact, peed in the sandboxlula
Mike didn't think there'd be much difference between Ladies' Tag Body Spray versus the regular stuff. Boy, was he wrong.Senor Taco
Try to spot one thing about this photo that isn't gay. One.BritneysWig
They knew there was a shirt burried somewhere in the sand, but where?Super Fabulous