Anne liked to keep her right arm hidden because it extended down to her feet, Ben liked to keep his penis hidden because it diddnt.

The steroids had worked. Natalya hardly flexed a muscle as she lifted Boris by his right butt cheek.

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"Hmmm," Sergei's penis said after reading the back cover. "Looks interesting. Open it."

Dmitri was one of the few people in the world to own sunglasses that grew their own hair.

True love Discovered in Myspace.

He was the largest ventriloquist dummy ever made but it was the location of the controls that made him so unique.

The Girl Scouts of Kazakhstan never sold many boxes of cookies.

The extras from Underworld were kind enough to take time out of their hectic schedules to do a guest spot on Reading Rainbow.

The alien had attached itself to the back of Ishmael's head using the fake sunglasses, but signs of its presence began appearing over his face.