Look man, I was only milking her! It's my job!

I'm sorry Jim, but this really is the only cure for cancer.

The reflexes bordering on the supernatural, the bull caught the falling man just inches from the ground. He truly was hero of the day.

phil was beginning to have second thoughts about participating in the "breakdancing with bulls" competition.

Judomaster Jing practicing his backflip bullthrow

Bull, "dude why do you smell like shit?"

"Awww, he likes you..."

After coming out of the bathroom he clutched the newspaper he was reading, realizing his bullshit was following him.

I said light it, not sniff it, you silly cow!

NEVER wear white after Labour Day.

He should have just given him the sports page...

Bull: DAMN those shoes are sweet!