Craptions Classics August 02, 2006

"seriously, the centre of my T-shirt is an inter-dimensional vortex through which... Look here comes another one!!"

dap

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Jeff could barely keep a straight face looking at the ridiculous outfit the young girl was wearing.

Paco

It had taken him nearly fourty years to develop the tolerance to survive it, but Harold had finally achieved his life's ambition of being the highest person ever.

alltat

Bob was there to warn people not to fuck with space-time continuum

Michael

Tommy Lee Jones takes a fistful of acid to show Mel Gibson how a real man acts crazy.

Nobody

The reason why parents dress children and not the other way around.

Schu

Here at E-Harmony, we math you to your partner through the 29 deepest compatibilty levels.

Hank

Lord Bernard had finally reached the peak of goth-hood, that level of goth so dark, black clothing is irrelivant.

MikeFortney

And nobody ever noticed he wasn't wearing pants...

chug

It's hard to compete for attention with dancing, pipe-smoking palm trees.

Linux fan

And the great LSDini brings his Chia Pet to life!

Charlie

George Clinton sought to achieve mulit-generational success by 1)ditching his blackness and 2)showing people that vultures really aren't that bad, especially when they're young.

Boozer

As the crowd was distracted by some hobo, the henderson's could all let down their zippers, the great relief was to come

n00b

see my hat, see my hat, made from the neighbour's car, but chicken feather mittens would be best...

Mozes

World of Warcrafts New class The Dwarven Hippie

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