It was the most awkward shit either of the men had ever taken, but what really bothered them was the guy standing behind taking pictures.

"If it's cold enough for jackets, Steve, then it's cold enough for pants"

Stan and Ryan gazed at the sun in silence, admiring its sheer, overwhelmingly majestic beauty and wondering when it would be high and warm enough to unfreeze their asses from the seats.

Even when they weren't working as "Big Oil" executives, Bob and Jeff took every opportunity to crap on the environment

"The shit-beacon has been activated. Now we wait, and see if Rohan remembers the ancient vow."

Adventures in a poo powered flying machine.

"You know, it's a really beautiful view. Kinda romantic... Steve?" [Awkward silence]

Frank - Dude, you know when we where in high school and said that someday we would get high and take a shit outside overlooking the Swiss Alps? I never really thought we'd do it man..... Ben - Yeah man....yeah....Like Styx says...These Are The Be

Frank - Dude, you know when we where in high school and said that someday we would get high and take a shit outside overlooking the Swiss Alps? I never really thought we'd do it man..... Ben - Yeah man....yeah....Like Styx says...These Are The Best

LOOK AT THOSE HUGE HANDS!

The sheer awsomeness of this ,once in a lifetime, view was matched only by the excruciating pain surging through their frozen buttocks.