Hobbes couldn't believe those two frisky, young co-eds had just gotten into the jacuzzi with him. This was too hot for words.
The first teaser poster for Indiana Jones and The Bucket Of Tigers.
Unsurprisingly, Hollywood failed to make a successful sequel to "Snakes on a Plane"
It is a fact that on average three children are eaten every week due to poor adult supervision around pools
Through reckless experimentation, Kenyan scientists were the first to prove the existence of tiger farts.
3 lbs. onions, 10 lbs. red potatos, 2 stalks celery, 1/2 lb. garlic salt, 1/2 lb. pepper, 75 gal. chicken stock, 3 bengal tigers, 2 cups brown sugar.......
Tigers always swim in a clockwise direction in the Northern hemisphere.........
Safety standards in North Korean jacuzzis were sorely below those of their American counterparts.
This is considerably worse than finding a dead rat in the filter.
The tiger, although famous for its predatory prowess, has in recent years been pushed to the brink of extinction by the even stealthier wooden river pier.
The administrators of the 2008 Olympic Games tried desperately to make synchronized swimming more exciting.
This is what tigers look like just before they turn into butter....
"that better be your tail I'm feeling...
This is what Chuck Norris has when he wants soup.