Before being accepted into a convent, novice nuns must perform a successful drive-by on members of a rival order.Linux fan
"OH MY GOD!" exclaimed akmhed the Iraqi police chief, "THOSE WOMEN ARE DRIVING!!!!!"k dizzle
Grand Theft Auto 4: Back in the Habit.DesireCampbell
It's official- turning a handgun on its side makes you look badass anywhereG-Fresh
You are in violation of John 3:16....Come out with your hands up!Rat Boy
Now a days almost anyone can defeat the French.Phalanx
The Catholic church has recently taken a more proactive stance in spreading it's message.Hyperion
In a touching ceremony, both women were given the Iraqi Medal of Valor for their successful raid before being stoned to death for showing their faces in public.Splinky
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."Blacklung
*sigh* This never happened when the Taliban ran the place.Chab Gassie
Me-ow! I see the kittens have their claws out. Ladies, ladies! Let's calm down and talk abou... OH GOD, I'M SHOT!Proud Anselmo
DROP THY GUN OR A BULLET IN THINE ASS THERE SHALT BE!!StinkyCheeseMan
They strike without warning. They strike without emotion. They strike without fear.
These are the ninja of the future.
And on the eight day, the lord said, "Let there be Hollywood."Durb