Before being accepted into a convent, novice nuns must perform a successful drive-by on members of a rival order.

"OH MY GOD!" exclaimed akmhed the Iraqi police chief, "THOSE WOMEN ARE DRIVING!!!!!"

Grand Theft Auto 4: Back in the Habit.

It's official- turning a handgun on its side makes you look badass anywhere

You are in violation of John 3:16....Come out with your hands up!

Now a days almost anyone can defeat the French.

The Catholic church has recently taken a more proactive stance in spreading it's message.

In a touching ceremony, both women were given the Iraqi Medal of Valor for their successful raid before being stoned to death for showing their faces in public.

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

*sigh* This never happened when the Taliban ran the place.

Me-ow! I see the kittens have their claws out. Ladies, ladies! Let's calm down and talk abou... OH GOD, I'M SHOT!

Ali's Angels

DROP THY GUN OR A BULLET IN THINE ASS THERE SHALT BE!!

They strike without warning. They strike without emotion. They strike without fear.

These are the ninja of the future.

And on the eight day, the lord said, "Let there be Hollywood."