how does a polar bear know what apples is??

Give a bear an apple, and you'll feed him for a day. Give a bear 16 apples encased in ice, and you'll seriously fuck him up.

The apples froze. The polar bear was back.

"STAY CALM, I'M GOING FOR HELP!"

"Revenge," the Wildlife Management employee laughed menacingly, "is a dish best served cold..."

Bobbing for apples in the arctic isn't quite the same.

The apples tried desperately to escape their icy prison and eat the delicious polar bear, but it was no use.

Experiment #5692: Can polar bears cry?

Lost continued to astound audiences in Season 3 with their ever powerfully emotive and completly logical story arcs.

Now you stay in there and think about what you did!

The bear laughed to itself. The penguins always buried their apples in the same place.

I'm about to go extinct because of lack of food. You have got to be fucking kidding me.

wtf this is just like pointless waste of time?!?!?!?

foxes were trying out thier new "apple glacier mints" on their artic test group

In Soviet Russia, you pay tooth fairy!