Lt. Dirk smiled smugly to himself. The 30-foot-tall child molester was sure to take the bait - and when he did, the 301st Laddershirt Brigade would be there to catch him.

Peter misunderstands his orders to establish a "puppet government."

Little Jenny admired her daddy's thoughtfulness, but deep inside, she knew it was probably the most disturbing brithday gift ever.

The puppet masters could never manage the marionette’s bladder control problem

The giant puppet may be interesting, thought Trevor as he fiddled with his yellow gloves, but holy crap, just look at this kickass pillar.

"There are ten thousand ways I can destroy mankind. This is one of them."

Just then Pinocchia realized she would never blend in. She should have gone with the red dress.

harold was blissfully unaware of the wooden puppet death machine that was approching him

Link stared at the giant puppet. out of all of the puppets Ganendorf made, this one was one big Asshole!!!