Craptions Classics July 17, 2006

The penis on his right shoulder was telling Greg to go ahead and tap the blonde with the big jugglies up ahead, but the case of herpes on his left shoulder warned him otherwise.

Senor Taco

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John doesn't realize that he is marching in the Safe Sex Parade. But he's blind and his friends like to fuck with him.

API Nazi

God damn it, they just let any Tom, Dick, and Broccoli into this town these days.

DeathPirate

Just then, the LSD kicked in.

N3R0

Unfortunately, Adult Lucky Charms never quite made a splash commercially.

Bauman

Richard didn't care what his coworkers said. He was not too old to still have imaginary friends.

Linux fan

Just another day in San Francisco

Nothere

Right before getting married, Russell Crowe got a nice backpack as a gift from his grade two ex-girlfriend.

Gaudeamus

Proof that Russell Crowe is a big prick...

Blip1969
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