The penis on his right shoulder was telling Greg to go ahead and tap the blonde with the big jugglies up ahead, but the case of herpes on his left shoulder warned him otherwise.

John doesn't realize that he is marching in the Safe Sex Parade. But he's blind and his friends like to fuck with him.

God damn it, they just let any Tom, Dick, and Broccoli into this town these days.

Just then, the LSD kicked in.

Unfortunately, Adult Lucky Charms never quite made a splash commercially.

Richard didn't care what his coworkers said. He was not too old to still have imaginary friends.

Just another day in San Francisco

Right before getting married, Russell Crowe got a nice backpack as a gift from his grade two ex-girlfriend.

Proof that Russell Crowe is a big prick...