The penis on his right shoulder was telling Greg to go ahead and tap the blonde with the big jugglies up ahead, but the case of herpes on his left shoulder warned him otherwise.
Senor TacoJohn doesn't realize that he is marching in the Safe Sex Parade. But he's blind and his friends like to fuck with him.
API NaziGod damn it, they just let any Tom, Dick, and Broccoli into this town these days.
DeathPirateJust then, the LSD kicked in.
N3R0Unfortunately, Adult Lucky Charms never quite made a splash commercially.
BaumanRichard didn't care what his coworkers said. He was not too old to still have imaginary friends.
Linux fanJust another day in San Francisco
NothereRight before getting married, Russell Crowe got a nice backpack as a gift from his grade two ex-girlfriend.
GaudeamusProof that Russell Crowe is a big prick...
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