The original project was somehow rejected. It was supposed to be a fountain.

She's hot, she's flexible, and she's totally plastered.

SILF

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Some women will go to extraordinary lengths to make sure that the men they're talking with don't stare at their chests.

I asked for a sculpture of a wheelbarrow, but I like where you went with this.

Some people of Pompeii died very happy.

There's already a Lindsay Lohan Memorial?

It was a disastrous day for the other students when Medusa decided to take a yoga class.

"Hey, Tom! Is that your new baseball pitching machine? SWEET!"

We never saw eye to eye on things, but for some reason I didn't mind.

Hello, my eyes are down here!

The first statue France gave to the States was promptly returned.

"Hey, what do you know? I actually DO like art."

Lot of detailing in that crevice there, Mr Artist…