"You ever have one of those nights when you've had a little too much to drink and you end up buying some shit on eBay you don't really need?"

"Yes, yes, it's long, hard, and full of sea men. Anyone have a serious question for me?"

No one had the heart to remind him this was North Dakota.

After a successful hunt for the Red October, Harry shows off his kill.

"Well, our submarine used to be white. Then we took a detour into the Gulf of Mexico..."

It was easily the strangest episode of Pimp My Ride ever.

He not only sold them the Brooklyn Bridge, but transportation to get there.

The new Hummer H4 was not very practical on the roads.

Whoever is obviously cheating by using a shit load of accounts to up vote my entry while and down voting LaughingTarget's, please stop. I don't want to "win" this way. He won fair and square with a kiss ass craption.

'Apparently, the pointy end goes forward. "Raise the view-y thing!" I said. I didn't tell them that I had lied on my CV about being a submarine captain.'

"Take your boat to work day" was an unqualified success.

Trust me, comrades, the enemy submarine fleet has no idea where we are hiding. Um . . .

And for my next trick, I will pull a luxury liner out of my . . .

The giant pink floating jelly fish stand no chance against our secret weapon.

"Best poker game I ever won."