"No... No, you gotta... You gotta press '2' to jump to the... No, see, you missed a... No wait, there's the... Oh, fuck it. Just give it to me. I'll beat this level."Linux fan
Really, you never even saw the tenticle rape coming?Rhymenstein
Some of these Animal Planet programs seem staged.Pieter
"This is so romantic- just you, and me, and our psychic alien jellyfish overlordsâ€¦"Wonkypops
Even a Man o' War needs a night out on the town with his Woman o' Love every once in awhile.Mario!!!
Stephen King is running out of ideas.Pieter
"Wait, Barbra, when you screamed, 'Keep your damn tentacles off me!' were you talking to me or them?"Mario!!!
"I'm going home, Glorgnax- there'll be no osmotic regulatory exchange for YOU tonight."Wonkypops
"Oh, come on, you two! Get a room!"Glorpinator
"Alright, good news/bad news time. The good news is that urine counteracts the stinging poison. The bad news is that you're gonna need like 100 people to piss on you."RodneyHardman
It didn't matter if they were aliens from outer space or mutant jellyfish caused by the recent meltdowns. As long as they had glorious tentacles, the people were happy to have them.Mario!!!
The stereotypes New Yorkers have about Jersey City? Totally true.AlainaHammond
"Come visit beautiful Australia! Where we have so many deadly things that literally no one even reacts to something this terrifying."RodneyHardman
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"Glorpinator