The fourth little pigs house was made of ramen.

"...and I named THIS piece 'Golden Shower'....why is everyone laughing?"

Penne for your thoughts

The First Pastafarian Church of Springfield was finally complete. FSM would be proud.

My other house is also a side-dish.

When the wind blows, it plays 'Volare'.

People who live in spaghetti houses shouldn't throw sauce.

“Suzuki-San, when you borrowed money from me to start up your own noodle house, this is not what I thought you meant.”

"So after I rescued her from the tower, we decided that it was just more practical to cut it."

"Pasta la vista, baby!"

If you built it, they will say: "Dude, what the fuck?"

In Soviet Russia, spaghetti strains YOU!

The special effects for the transporter in early Star Trek episodes were even worse than you remember.

When the Borg invaded Oz, even the Scarecrow got assimilated.

The city wanted to know how they were going to dispose of the thousands of packets of chicken flavoring.