Termigator

Wow, an alligator made entirely out of wasted time.

"No, Mom, he's my science project. I'll do it."

Must be a male crocodile... you can tell by its nuts...

Believe it or not, but this is an ad for a British dentist.

And yet my car won't be ready for another week.

Please, spay or neuter your evil reptile killbot.

"…and so the circle of life is complete, as they return to the junkyard of their birth to lay their eggs."

I don't know what this is, but it tried to rape my toaster.

The SteamPunk version of 'Peter Pan'.

Laugh all you want. It keeps squirrels and those goddamn kids off my lawn.

"Tik tock in the croc, but the party don't stop."

Battle: Florida.

Having no sweat glands, they release heat through their forward manifold intake.

It looks fierce, but can easily be captured using a single junkyard magnet.