Sorry, Mr. Parker, The Spidermobile is just not as cool as the Batmobile.Mothra24
Our company cars come with unusual strings attached.87gn
"I'm sorry sir, OnStar's policies don't cover neon tentacle rape."Joey_09876
Don't you hate it when you're on your way to 1955 and you run out of gas?TroidDoes
When Skynet merged with OnStar, the results were immediately noticeable...Joey_09876
I wonder why Japanese cars are so cheap this year?chicagopoetry
In Russia, traffic lights stop you.satanity
"Sir we have diagrammed where all the bullets entered and exited the cars. It's lucky Charlie Sheen doesn't perform drive by shootings more often."hadleydb
"Um, Doc? I think you may have been wrong about not needing roads..."Glorpinator
â€œHello Geico? You might want to send out a claims agent, because youâ€™re not gonna believe this shit.â€Mario!!!
Welcome to the Toyota Matrix...Joey_09876
"I swear to you, Officer! Those neon lights came out of NOWHERE!"Glorpinator
"Oh, so THAT's the GPS. Which button did I push?"oskhen
And that was the last time Spider-Man ever dropped acid.Mario!!!
This ought to kill the roadrunner! Now which string do I cut...Let's see...AlainaHammond