Sorry, Mr. Parker, The Spidermobile is just not as cool as the Batmobile.

Our company cars come with unusual strings attached.

"I'm sorry sir, OnStar's policies don't cover neon tentacle rape."

Don't you hate it when you're on your way to 1955 and you run out of gas?

When Skynet merged with OnStar, the results were immediately noticeable...

I wonder why Japanese cars are so cheap this year?

In Russia, traffic lights stop you.

"Sir we have diagrammed where all the bullets entered and exited the cars. It's lucky Charlie Sheen doesn't perform drive by shootings more often."

"Um, Doc? I think you may have been wrong about not needing roads..."

“Hello Geico? You might want to send out a claims agent, because you’re not gonna believe this shit.”

Welcome to the Toyota Matrix...

"I swear to you, Officer! Those neon lights came out of NOWHERE!"

"Oh, so THAT's the GPS. Which button did I push?"

And that was the last time Spider-Man ever dropped acid.

This ought to kill the roadrunner! Now which string do I cut...Let's see...