OK, maybe SOME radiation reached the US.
Some places enforce the no fishing rule more seriously than others.
Paul now regretted throwing back the little lake monster he caught last year.
I once caught a fisherman Thisssss big!
Tell you what Dave, there's nothing like a clear sky, cold beer and good fishing. Dave?
That's what happens when you bait your line with nubile teenagers.
"Man the fish are nowhere to be seen today! I wonder what's scaring them off..."
"My swamp! My beautiful swamp! What have you done to it?! You monsters!"
â€œWhat are the odds? Last year I go hunting and get attacked by Bigfoot and now this!â€
Unfortunately for Bob, "catch and release" doesn't apply to fishermen.
"We may never find the monster- that lake's almost eighteen inches deep."
Joke's on him. He's not gonna catch crap in that pond.
"Your nativity scene is WAY off, Dave."
Some sea monkeys flushed down the toilet can later grow up and become a real menace to society.
"I may be an ugly, subhuman mutant wretch, but at least I'm not a cheating downvoter."