Craptions Classics April 04, 2011

I always feel awkward in these situations ... am I supposed to tip him or not?

bcanders

Other Craptions

The town was not pleased with the new playground equipment

metsfan

What happens when I push the ONSTAR button?

Axplace

Crouching driver, Hidden package.

Axplace

Ford Motor Co. quickly fired Salvador Dali from its design dept.

CaptainDildo

A memorial to the people who forgot their safe word.

jtklove

You laugh now, but when gas hits $6 a gallon, you’ll be driving one too.

Mario!!!

I have an artist friend who made a sculpture of my life. I think I'm the cart. I hope I'm the cart.

bcanders

When I was a teen, I masturbated to weirder things. Like HBO's 'Real Sex'

Leonidis

“Oh my God, he just backfired again, didn’t he?”

Mario!!!

Art is stupid. He's facing the wrong way.

Mothra24

The Human Dementipede.

Glorpinator

It's okay, it's consensual

SonOfSanta

Can't we at least put a bra on it?

Mothra24

Whatever you do, do not call 'shotgun'

Leonidis
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