Inside his pockets? Whole bunch of Trojans.
"Could you please point out which pinata assaulted you?"
I know we parked by the giant papier mache ass-head. Is there more than one?
Big Boy restaurants had to undergo some drastic image changes to infiltrate the hippie-festival market.
Hey kids, come hit the pinata! It's filled with candy and nightmares!
The International Bobble Head Convention had a huge turnout this year.
Unfortunately, this defined an entire generation.
"Oh, sure, here it's a whimsical little art display, but when I do this, it's all "Sir, you're under arrest for public intoxication & indecent exposure." Fascists!"
Most people who meet JosÃ© Cuervo in person immediately want a shot of tequila.
Ew! That woman is picking her nose!
Some illegal border crossers are more alien than others.
"Where did you get that Klondike bar & what did you do for it?! Please, tell me!"
Big Brother is watching. He's already spotted Waldo, a nose-picker and a Klondike bar.
Fun Fact: Led Zeppelin's "Trampled Underfoot" was actually based on one of the most disturbing incidents ever to occur at a concert of theirs.
No thanks. I brought my own candy.