Inside his pockets? Whole bunch of Trojans.

"Could you please point out which pinata assaulted you?"

I know we parked by the giant papier mache ass-head. Is there more than one?

Big Boy restaurants had to undergo some drastic image changes to infiltrate the hippie-festival market.

Hey kids, come hit the pinata! It's filled with candy and nightmares!

The International Bobble Head Convention had a huge turnout this year.

Unfortunately, this defined an entire generation.

"Oh, sure, here it's a whimsical little art display, but when I do this, it's all "Sir, you're under arrest for public intoxication & indecent exposure." Fascists!"

Most people who meet José Cuervo in person immediately want a shot of tequila.

Ew! That woman is picking her nose!

"Where did you get that Klondike bar & what did you do for it?! Please, tell me!"

Some illegal border crossers are more alien than others.

Fun Fact: Led Zeppelin's "Trampled Underfoot" was actually based on one of the most disturbing incidents ever to occur at a concert of theirs.

No thanks. I brought my own candy.

Big Brother is watching. He's already spotted Waldo, a nose-picker and a Klondike bar.