Inside his pockets? Whole bunch of Trojans.
AlainaHammond"Could you please point out which pinata assaulted you?"
Chris BerglundI know we parked by the giant papier mache ass-head. Is there more than one?
87gnBig Boy restaurants had to undergo some drastic image changes to infiltrate the hippie-festival market.
ButtChocolateHey kids, come hit the pinata! It's filled with candy and nightmares!
TroidDoesThe International Bobble Head Convention had a huge turnout this year.
hadleydbUnfortunately, this defined an entire generation.
HMS_Ford"Oh, sure, here it's a whimsical little art display, but when I do this, it's all "Sir, you're under arrest for public intoxication & indecent exposure." Fascists!"
GlorpinatorMost people who meet José Cuervo in person immediately want a shot of tequila.
Mario!!!Ew! That woman is picking her nose!
Deleterious"Where did you get that Klondike bar & what did you do for it?! Please, tell me!"
GlorpinatorSome illegal border crossers are more alien than others.
Mario!!!Fun Fact: Led Zeppelin's "Trampled Underfoot" was actually based on one of the most disturbing incidents ever to occur at a concert of theirs.
GlorpinatorNo thanks. I brought my own candy.
87gnBig Brother is watching. He's already spotted Waldo, a nose-picker and a Klondike bar.
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