Acknowledging how much they had saved by outsourcing the project to a foreign contractor, the planners of the John Lennon Memorial Herb Garden decided not to complain about the minor misunderstandings.

"Fine," grumbled the old woman as she bent over. "One more goddamn piggyback ride, Lenin's ghost, but that's it."

Lenin's ingenious camoflage had worked! Fanya was looking in all the wrong places this tme!

The Grand Memorial Garden of Glorious Victory Celebrating Total Annihilation of Imperialist Lies and Prosperity to the People for All Eternity had seen better days.

Lenin was memorialized with the look he always wanted to be remembered by: grandpa's got some change.

In America, LENNON gets stoned on pot, In Soviet Union, LENIN is stoned on pots!!!

Tending Jabba the Hut's carbonite garden is back-breaking work, but it beats paying full price to view his "scowling dictators" collection.

Gretchen was so pleased when her Leninolias finally bloomed.