"Don't you just hate it when somebody else shows up wearing the same thing as you?"

In Scotland, these two would be considered 'tanned and healthy'.

"Why yes, we are available for children's parties."

Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin chose to come to the protest in their birthday suits not wearing any makeup.

Well, there's nothing conservative about their swimwear.

The Olson twins get political.

You can die tax free these days? Woo Woo! I'm moving to Ohio!

"No taxation without rehydration!"

Okay, so Dad was right, the monsters AREN'T under the bed.

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance, but you really don't want to go there.

The strain is beginning to show on members of the Westboro Baptist Church.

"WHAT DO WE WANT? YOUR UNEASINESS! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW!!

When they were later dowsed with gasoline and set on fire, the man who lit the blaze defended himself by pointing out that they were literally asking 4 it.

Gary Busey for President!

Just off to the left, another one is holding a sign that says "Give back the Precious!"