It's good to see Gary Coleman is still getting work.

Sadly, Pinocchio's life as a real boy was tragically short. On the bright side, though, he was able to go back to being a puppet.

Might want to feed the kid Dave.

"Someday I'll make it as a ventriloquist" - Tim Burton

"Yes, I know that was frightening. I promise to never make you visit the pound again."

He ain't heavy....He's my brother....

Sex Ed class in North Korea.

Gesundheit!

No fair, we can't see if his lips move.

This is the second worst ventriloquist act I've been to today

E-harmony does it again.

Tim Burton's "Titanic"

"Psst. I have a secret to tell you. I see dead people."

We come for your soul, but we stay for the entertainment.

They really need to flesh this out