"Okay okay - I see it. Fuck - it's a nickel, not a quarter. What a waste of time."

"The water lines look fine right now, but I'm kinda wondering if the turtles doing karate will cause problems later."

Seriously, Frank, just let it go. I'll buy you another candy bar.

You feel sorry for him, but he is just holding the third guy.

"There has to be an easier way to enter Narnia, Dave."

Moments later, China learned the news. Six more weeks of winter.

John carried a fake pair of legs with him, so it would look like he was doing work.

Frank threatens to stand up, Carl threatens to fart, they share a laugh. The long days just fly by for these two friends.

Before Mario came along, attempts to rescue Princess Peach were much less graceful.

Next time, Steve would select truth

"So, which side did it land on? Heads or tails?"

It's good they set up cones or this might be...you know...unsafe.

At least he's wearing proper protection while his partner enters the manhole.

Unbeknownst to Jerry, the gators had had their way with his partner's upper body two hours ago.

“Hey Steve, hypothetically, would you rather get fucked in the ass or fall 50 feet to your death?”