James looked to his left and started to walk away. He'd learned his lesson after that peach fiasco.

"Yes, I know we're Pitt University, I still think it's stupid."

Very funny, Google. NOT the juicy pair, I was looking for!

Amazing! Those are the tiniest steps I have ever seen!

"Hmm, I wonder if all the poor starving kids in Africa would appreciate this as being a thought provoking art piece."

Some of Johnny Appleseed's genetic experiments got a little out of control.

Fallout: New Vegans

The Liliputians have had it up to here with Gulliver leaving his trash lying around where ever he happened to drop it.

Thinking he was alone, George was overcome with a sudden urge to moonwalk. So he did, and he moonwalked like no one had ever moonwalked before.

Finally, an answer to the eternal enigma: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a 20 ft. pear?

The new French tanks look weird and don't shoot straight.

"Fuck Miracle-Gro! Fertilizing your garden with HGH get's you way better results."

"I hate belonging to the Fruit of the Month Club, because they always send you more than you can eat before it goes rotten and you end up throwing a ton of it away."

Guacamolyclypse

Choose your inception totem carefully, or at least make sure that you can dream a big enough fork lift to move it.