Johnny’s recent science project got him placed on both the Dean’s and Registered Sex Offender’s list.

Apparently, science has decided that all the important stuff it had to do is finished.

Every straight male's fantasy: a dumb, plastic blonde who lights up at the thought of playing with balls.

Barbie-Q would prove to be Batman's deadliest foe yet.

Not many people knew that Nikola Tesla was a pedophile.

Despite her best efforts, nothing could electrify Christina Aguilera's dead career.

"Up for auction next is a vintage doll who needs a home. She has only killed 10 people since 1893. Starting bid is $500.00"

Remember girls, with Baby Bipolar, if you don't keep up with her electroshock therapy, she will start to cut herself.

This doll goes to 11.

Aw. How electro-cute.

"Well, that proves it- she's a witch."

"Third strike Pete, put the doll's pants back on and give me the camera"

THE SOULS OF YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE....mama mama....CURSE YOU PULL STRING!

Borders’ “Buy a Book or the Baby Gets Electrocuted” sales campaign was an ill-conceived desperation move to stay in business against Amazon and e-books.

Ann Coulter was shocked to find herself in the New Age section of the bookstore.