Johnnyâ€™s recent science project got him placed on both the Deanâ€™s and Registered Sex Offenderâ€™s list.
Apparently, science has decided that all the important stuff it had to do is finished.
Every straight male's fantasy: a dumb, plastic blonde who lights up at the thought of playing with balls.
Barbie-Q would prove to be Batman's deadliest foe yet.
Not many people knew that Nikola Tesla was a pedophile.
Despite her best efforts, nothing could electrify Christina Aguilera's dead career.
"Up for auction next is a vintage doll who needs a home. She has only killed 10 people since 1893. Starting bid is $500.00"
Remember girls, with Baby Bipolar, if you don't keep up with her electroshock therapy, she will start to cut herself.
This doll goes to 11.
Aw. How electro-cute.
"Well, that proves it- she's a witch."
"Third strike Pete, put the doll's pants back on and give me the camera"
THE SOULS OF YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE....mama mama....CURSE YOU PULL STRING!
Bordersâ€™ â€œBuy a Book or the Baby Gets Electrocutedâ€ sales campaign was an ill-conceived desperation move to stay in business against Amazon and e-books.
Ann Coulter was shocked to find herself in the New Age section of the bookstore.