"Well, officer, as near as I could tell, the pot called the kettle black, then everyone took sides and all hell broke loose."

"Non-stick", my ass!

Back in the 40's when the police announced a 'big pot bust' it meant something completely different.

Because turning on the university’s super magnet when the marching band walks by is AWESOME!

"I think I may have just stumbled upon something fantastic, Martha! I'm gonna call it: 'Heavy Metal'!"

"Katamari Forever!" screamed Jim, before being crushed to death.

Total Canarchy

Early Terminators were somewhat less...sophisticated than the later ones.

Still no picture? Alright, screw this! We're getting cable!

Trevor had a magnetic personality. Too bad it didn't work with women.

EXXXTREME Panhandling!

Ken died of cadmium poisoning trying to determine how many licks it took to get to the tootsie center.

Magento: the College Years.

Damn you, Ikea! DAMN YOU!

I call it the Methstar.