"Well, officer, as near as I could tell, the pot called the kettle black, then everyone took sides and all hell broke loose."jonnyt
"Non-stick", my ass!jonnyt
Back in the 40's when the police announced a 'big pot bust' it meant something completely different.Thomas Calnan
Because turning on the universityâ€™s super magnet when the marching band walks by is AWESOME!Mario!!!
"I think I may have just stumbled upon something fantastic, Martha! I'm gonna call it: 'Heavy Metal'!"Glorpinator
"Katamari Forever!" screamed Jim, before being crushed to death.metsfan
Early Terminators were somewhat less...sophisticated than the later ones.jakflak
Still no picture? Alright, screw this! We're getting cable!Diasdiem
Trevor had a magnetic personality. Too bad it didn't work with women.Mothra24
Ken died of cadmium poisoning trying to determine how many licks it took to get to the tootsie center.RodneyHardman
Magento: the College Years.Mario!!!
Damn you, Ikea! DAMN YOU!Mothra24
I call it the Methstar.Mario!!!