"Well, officer, as near as I could tell, the pot called the kettle black, then everyone took sides and all hell broke loose."
jonnyt"Non-stick", my ass!
jonnytBack in the 40's when the police announced a 'big pot bust' it meant something completely different.
Thomas CalnanBecause turning on the university’s super magnet when the marching band walks by is AWESOME!
Mario!!!"I think I may have just stumbled upon something fantastic, Martha! I'm gonna call it: 'Heavy Metal'!"
Glorpinator"Katamari Forever!" screamed Jim, before being crushed to death.
metsfanTotal Canarchy
metsfanEarly Terminators were somewhat less...sophisticated than the later ones.
jakflakStill no picture? Alright, screw this! We're getting cable!
DiasdiemTrevor had a magnetic personality. Too bad it didn't work with women.
Mothra24EXXXTREME Panhandling!
jtkloveKen died of cadmium poisoning trying to determine how many licks it took to get to the tootsie center.
RodneyHardmanMagento: the College Years.
Mario!!!Damn you, Ikea! DAMN YOU!
Mothra24I call it the Methstar.
Mario!!!