It's a work of art, but I can't tell from which period.

last time i saw so many douche bags i was watching jersey shore.

A monument to coke mule Pedro Gonzalez, and his record breaking passage through Miami International Airport.

You know when you wake up in a tub full of ice water and you no longer have kidneys? This is where they end up.

"I got 99 sausages but a bitch ate one."

Stop staring at it. Your fear only makes it more powerful.

It looks disgusting, but I can't help thinking it tastes like cinnamon.

This was NOT the right scuplture to place in front of the National Coathanger Museum.

Oh sure, HERE it's art. In my front yard covered in Christmas lights and it's a "zoning violation."

I don't know what it is, but I'm pretty sure it's infected.

"The good news is we found you a kidney. The bad news is, well, we're not sure which one it is anymore."

According to the ol' sundial, it's time to move to a new town.

No Google, I did not really mean "Crapped On Picture Contest." This is really disgusting.

The National Kidney Bean Memorial really isn't much of a draw, unfortunately.

Shipment for a Dr. Hannibal Lecter