Because synchronized swimming is for pussies.
On second thought, let's NOT go to Detroit... it is a silly place...
An unforeseen consequence of the US government taking over GM: all the cars are now leaning to the left.
Suuure, they do it on a track, it's called a sport. I do it drunk on the highway and it's called a "felony".
"Why you should never cut Magneto off on the interstate..."
Disqualified contestants from 'The Biggest Loser' leave the parking lot.
"The Fast and The Furious 18: We've Been Out of Ideas For Awhile Now"
Now we're just fucking with our insurance company
Because in urban areas, they don't have cows to tip.
Your move, Geico.
"Autobots- transform and stop fucking around...!"
The only known preventative measure against a trucker tan
Steve can you just admit you don't know how to balance tires.
The new Prius is aimed at the Middle Eastern market- on any sign of trouble, it automatically transforms into a barricade.
You guys do realize you can adjust the side mirrors from the inside, right?