Because synchronized swimming is for pussies.
DiasdiemOn second thought, let's NOT go to Detroit... it is a silly place...
BackinblackAn unforeseen consequence of the US government taking over GM: all the cars are now leaning to the left.
jonnytSuuure, they do it on a track, it's called a sport. I do it drunk on the highway and it's called a "felony".
JustDannyK"Why you should never cut Magneto off on the interstate..."
DiscorocksDisqualified contestants from 'The Biggest Loser' leave the parking lot.
Axplace"The Fast and The Furious 18: We've Been Out of Ideas For Awhile Now"
maufauxNow we're just fucking with our insurance company
bcandersBecause in urban areas, they don't have cows to tip.
Mothra24Your move, Geico.
jtklove"Autobots- transform and stop fucking around...!"
ButtChocolateThe new Prius is aimed at the Middle Eastern market- on any sign of trouble, it automatically transforms into a barricade.
WonkypopsSteve can you just admit you don't know how to balance tires.
foxyfalconThe only known preventative measure against a trucker tan
ScytheusYou guys do realize you can adjust the side mirrors from the inside, right?
bcanders