Craptions Classics March 20, 2011

The Jameson distillery fire of 1986 might have taken the lives of 46 people, but those fighting the blaze made sure that not a single barrel of whiskey was lost.

Mario!!!

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In Ireland when a pub burns down the priorities of rescue are different than other parts of the world.

jakflak

It's funny until you realize that this guy can vote.

TroidDoes

It was official. Steve did not know how to deliver pizzas.

Glorpinator

Not all death defying barrel rolls involve airplanes.

satanity

Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!

RustyVenture

"You call that a grenade? THIS is a grenade!"

Glorpinator

Suddenly the barrel of monkeys was far less funny.

Claktastic

The first annual FUBAR-B-QUE was off to an unforgettable start.

Glorpinator

Five minutes later, the Mushroom Kingdom surrendered.

WarrenMockles

Real men drink napalm.

RodneyHardman

Used to smoke a pack a day, now I'm up to a barrel.

Axplace

"They are not retardant. They're just mentally challenged, sweetheart. There's a difference, you know?"

Glorpinator

"Our reenactment of the Boston Tea Party was going great, until someone broke out a cask of Jägermeister. Then things got a little crazy."

Mario!!!

Fosters: Australian for call 911.

RodneyHardman
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