Those crazy gangsters and their turf wars.
EdenSerrot"You fed your Chia Pets after midnight, didn't you? You idiot! You've doomed us all!"
Glorpinator"As a vegetarian and a pervert, I'd eat that."
WonkypopsWhy did the grass cross the road? Because the chicken was greener on the other side! Wait... I fucked that up.
Thomas CalnanWith global warming drying out their marsh lands, the Swap Things have been forced to migrate into urban areas.
Mario!!!Some species of crabgrass are extremely aggressive and nearly impossible to stop.
satanity"Well, we were going to tar and feather them. But we only had maple syrup and lawn clippings. So we made do."
Mario!!!Kate Moss' brother, Peat.
Thomas CalnanYou know what I hate most about mowing the lawn? The screams.
HeythatrhymesGuys- the trick is to choose the right camouflage for the right place.
WonkypopsScott's body lotion cures dry itchy skin, but there are a few side effects.
RodneyHardmanMiracle-Gro addicts are easy to spot.
Mario!!!"ALL YOUR FERTILIZER ARE BELONG TO US!!"
DiscorocksI'm lichen this.
jonnyt"Before the uprising we all took Crab Grass for granted...they were just biding their time..."
Discorocks