It was almost time for his second night in the museum...and Ben Stiller was ready.

From Mattel: Barbie's Amsterdam Dream Brothel (Barbie Fancy Flavor Condoms sold separately)

As they look out at the charred remains of the world, they wondered how they would repopulate without any genitalia.

Fifth floor...Formalwear, nightmares, ladies' lingerie.

That's just disturbing. Who puts a shelf in front of their window?

"Yes, I know there's no electricity or heat or furniture and the neighbors are an alien zombie rape cult, but it's $400 a month rent-controlled in the city. I have to take it."

Those cold, dead, staring eyes- soulless, without any trace of humanity. Change the channel - no more Jersey Shore for us.

The Emperor's New Clothing Shop.

"On second thought, Sally, I don't wanna play Barbies.."

The one on the right? Her tits are totally fake.

Up next on RealTV, "The Real Housewives of JC Pennys."

"Tonight on an all new Hoarders..."

Terminator: The Abercrombie & Fitch Chronicles.

The boys dolls have smooth fronts, just like Tom Cruise. The girl dolls have vacant, soulless eyes, just like Megan Fox.

Oh god, I am SO sorry; I'm new at this whole serial killer thing and I thought that a basement was too cliche.