No, dammit, I said bring a checkered FLAG!

Steve, pull your pants up. You look ridiculous.

B4... Damn, you sank my nipple.

Somebody had accidentally left a tablecloth in the Teleporter, and now Dr. Morrison was paying dearly for it.

Damn, my hands are cold. Why didn't I paint gloves?

OH, I see it now. You have to stare at it for a while. It's an idiot in a cowboy hat, right?

Chess-playing supercomputer Deep Blue had finally attained Texan form.

"And there will come a man painted in blue and white and he shall wear upon his head a cowboy hat, and lo, the people shall not give a fuck." -Hiobs 44:17

"I wonder if this hat makes me look stupid."

kristoff had perfected the urban camouflage. now all he needed was a blue and white chequered urban area

Lady:About 6' 2", 170 pounds, he had one of those Soul Patch things, no shirt, cowboy hat and boots.
Cop:Any other distinguishing features? Tatoos maybe?
Lady:hmmm... no, nothing that I can think of.

Interracial child of a member of the Blue Men Group.

Checkers Man models his new flesh gloves.

When Billy was in 1st grade his art project was a hit with his peers. But now the only job he can get is a rodeo clown.

Filled with a new confidence, Mel prepared to go ask Paula on a date.