No. I will not play Freebird. Please stop asking.

He tried his new pipes on Medusa..but it didn't Pan out..

"One time in ancient band camp..."

That bird built one fuck of a nest.

It's sad to think that there was a time when that bird was only allowed to drink from the left fountain.

Bongs have come so far.

One Flew Over Caligula's Head

"I came, I cawed, I conquered."

No one really cared if birds shit on the statue of Richard the Cocksucker.

He was a great man. But he had no idea how to use binoculars.

It is believed that beer was first brewed by the ancient Egyptians. Rome, however, is often credited for the invention of the beer bong.

Hitchcock originally intended to set "The Birds" in ancient Greece.

Much like Socrates taught Plato who taught Aristotle, Felascius taught Culingus who taught Jenna Jameson.

Bird: Shit head. Statue: Blow me.

Blackie was a very gifted scupltor. His medium? Guano.