No. I will not play Freebird. Please stop asking.
crumulentHe tried his new pipes on Medusa..but it didn't Pan out..
smoochy"One time in ancient band camp..."
HillBillyDragonThat bird built one fuck of a nest.
PieterIt's sad to think that there was a time when that bird was only allowed to drink from the left fountain.
Thomas CalnanBongs have come so far.
CerisOne Flew Over Caligula's Head
Glorpinator"I came, I cawed, I conquered."
GlorpinatorNo one really cared if birds shit on the statue of Richard the Cocksucker.
Thomas CalnanHe was a great man. But he had no idea how to use binoculars.
Thomas CalnanIt is believed that beer was first brewed by the ancient Egyptians. Rome, however, is often credited for the invention of the beer bong.
TroidDoesHitchcock originally intended to set "The Birds" in ancient Greece.
AlainaHammondMuch like Socrates taught Plato who taught Aristotle, Felascius taught Culingus who taught Jenna Jameson.
RodneyHardmanBird: Shit head. Statue: Blow me.
Mothra24Blackie was a very gifted scupltor. His medium? Guano.
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