"You're about to join the billion other people who got served."

"Eat? No, Mr. McDonald, I expect you to diet."

It would have been an amazing fight had it not been minimally waged.

As an American, I am so damn proud of this.

"Hello. My name is Ronald McDonald. You killed my Grimace. Prepare to die."

"No, sir, sadly you are mistaken. I believe, that it is MY milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard."

Finally, an episode of Iron Chef Japan that I can relate to!

The Final Fantasy franchise is REALLY running out of ideas

It was over in seconds. Because that's what fast-feud is all about.

“I know we have had our differences, but we must band together to take down our mutual enemy, that Subway health freak know as Jared.”

Commuters were outraged when the mere appearance of these two immediately clogged all the downtown arteries.

[Poorly dubbed] "Your special sauce will be no match for my herbs and spices."

"It's time to Beat the Meat. Wait- that didn't come out right…"

I got no beef with you, chicken man.

"The first rule of Fry Club…"