Give Egypt time. They're not used to free expression yet.

Superman uses his Kryptonian strength to push the Earth away from the meteor strike, safe from harm.

“It’s definitely an upgrade from his performance yesterday. At least today he’s wearing clothes.”

Javier didn't pay his gravity bill? I got no sympathy for him.

"Stop! Pantomime!"

There's never a good time for diarrhea. Sometimes are worse than others, though.

Just be glad he isn't Scottish.

The Red Ranger had trouble finding work after the 90s

There are other things you can do for a Klondike bar. Easier things.

Some items on a Bucket List should be left unrealized.

Hear no dignity, see no dignity.

They needed a superhero. Instead, they got a severely inebriated schizophrenic performance artist. "Let's Get Medieval". Coming this fall to CBS.

Quitting smoking, day 3...

Oddly, this medieval chastity belt wasn't what kept this man from getting laid.

He thinks he’s the town jester. They think he’s the town drunk. You know what, they’re both right.