Give Egypt time. They're not used to free expression yet.TheSicilian
Superman uses his Kryptonian strength to push the Earth away from the meteor strike, safe from harm.WarrenMockles
â€œItâ€™s definitely an upgrade from his performance yesterday. At least today heâ€™s wearing clothes.â€Mario!!!
Javier didn't pay his gravity bill? I got no sympathy for him.Julius_Goat
There's never a good time for diarrhea. Sometimes are worse than others, though.bcanders
Just be glad he isn't Scottish.Backinblack
The Red Ranger had trouble finding work after the 90spianoman69
There are other things you can do for a Klondike bar. Easier things.Julius_Goat
Some items on a Bucket List should be left unrealized.HMS_Ford
Hear no dignity, see no dignity.Michael_Dukakis
They needed a superhero. Instead, they got a severely inebriated schizophrenic performance artist. "Let's Get Medieval". Coming this fall to CBS.Glorpinator
Quitting smoking, day 3...AlainaHammond
Oddly, this medieval chastity belt wasn't what kept this man from getting laid.DireCrow
He thinks heâ€™s the town jester. They think heâ€™s the town drunk. You know what, theyâ€™re both right.Mario!!!