Give Egypt time. They're not used to free expression yet.
Superman uses his Kryptonian strength to push the Earth away from the meteor strike, safe from harm.
â€œItâ€™s definitely an upgrade from his performance yesterday. At least today heâ€™s wearing clothes.â€
Javier didn't pay his gravity bill? I got no sympathy for him.
There's never a good time for diarrhea. Sometimes are worse than others, though.
Just be glad he isn't Scottish.
There are other things you can do for a Klondike bar. Easier things.
The Red Ranger had trouble finding work after the 90s
Some items on a Bucket List should be left unrealized.
Oddly, this medieval chastity belt wasn't what kept this man from getting laid.
Quitting smoking, day 3...
They needed a superhero. Instead, they got a severely inebriated schizophrenic performance artist. "Let's Get Medieval". Coming this fall to CBS.
Hear no dignity, see no dignity.
He thinks heâ€™s the town jester. They think heâ€™s the town drunk. You know what, theyâ€™re both right.