If Mario has taught me anything, it's that that thing will probably try to kill you...
ThePoopAre you Sarah Connor?
bcandersSomeone is about to fail their random drug test.
db3300The hotel got the balloon artist. The kids party got the hooker.
EnzoHondaI'm you. From the future.
bcandersIt was a horrible thought, but Annie knew that she could be the top valet again with just a little help from a safety pin.
Thomas CalnanBeing new to the world of serial raping, Bob had a lot to learn about camouflage.
yetiking"I'm Irish on my mothers side, my father was a condom."
Michael_Dukakis"And when I get that feeling, I want sexual helium. Sexual helium, oh baby. Makes me feel so fine."
Glorpinator"oh great... these guys never tip"
iantendo"Give me a blow job, and you'll talk hilariously squeaky for days..."
ThePoopDude, you should really stay out of the sun.
TalkToPizzaThinking quickly, Tammy the security guard, grabbed it, rubbed it against her shirt, and stuck it to the wall.
AxplaceYour move LSD.
TroidDoesMighty Morphin Flower Power Ranger.
Glorpinator