If Mario has taught me anything, it's that that thing will probably try to kill you...

Are you Sarah Connor?

Someone is about to fail their random drug test.

The hotel got the balloon artist. The kids party got the hooker.

I'm you. From the future.

It was a horrible thought, but Annie knew that she could be the top valet again with just a little help from a safety pin.

Being new to the world of serial raping, Bob had a lot to learn about camouflage.

"I'm Irish on my mothers side, my father was a condom."

"And when I get that feeling, I want sexual helium. Sexual helium, oh baby. Makes me feel so fine."

"oh great... these guys never tip"

"Give me a blow job, and you'll talk hilariously squeaky for days..."

Dude, you should really stay out of the sun.

Thinking quickly, Tammy the security guard, grabbed it, rubbed it against her shirt, and stuck it to the wall.

Your move LSD.

Mighty Morphin Flower Power Ranger.