Craptions Classics March 05, 2011

The name of the bike club was going to Hell's Fury, but there was a typo and everyone just rolled with it.

Malaclips

Other Craptions

"That's bullshit!" said the tortoise.

thundertrain

The Crash Bandicoot live action looks.. under-funded, to say the least.

AdamDotCom

One thing was certain: The zoo had NEVER seen an escape like that.

oskhen

After years of searching Wile E. Coyote finally tracks down the Roadrunner at a hotel in San Dimas, California. The ensuing bloodbath would be unlike anything county officials had ever seen.

RodneyHardman

If anyone found out that Firefox was meeting Internet Explorer at a seedy motel....there would be far too many questions...

Discorocks

It was a strange request, but hell these bachelorette parties won't do themselves.

Mr.Shiny

Which senator is this, and what will his excuse be?

Fkelleghan

Santa may have his magic sleigh, but the Easter Bunny is a Harley man.

Mario!!!

Since the UK hunting ban, urban foxes are beginning to reintegrate. This one is a social worker.

Wonkypops

Sure, he may look cool...but he's left a trail of broken, fuzzy hearts all across the country. Please, spay and neuter your biker pets.

jtklove

After they legalized gambling Sesame Street was never the same.

jakflak

"Dreams feel real while we're in them. It's only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange."

Aiethaniel

The truly sad thing is this was the sanest thing Charlie Sheen has done all week.

sharonp

"Ostracised, shunned by society- it never ends. I mean, you eat one baby…"

Wonkypops
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