As he looked to the right, he slowly grew in value.

Show the court where king Midas touched you.

The Silver Surfer always felt he was adopted for some reason.

There are easier ways to sneak into the Oscars.

When their teenage son brought home a bronze girl, they were ashamed.

They may look like Oscars but after they are married they will gain weight and become Golden Globes.

"So sparkley and I still can't find her Glitterous."

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to dance!"

'Saturday Night Fever' is a terrible, terrible disease.

"I know it's not polite to ask a lady, but... are those pyrite?"

“Goldman, party of two? Your table’s ready.”

She secretly wants him to Goldfinger her.

“No, my name’s not Oscar. Why does everybody keep asking me that?”

This is what happens when normal humans take "Charlie Sheen"

Victims of a serial killer the police have now dubbed "Bedazzler Bill".