Just a bit to the left....there. Hold it. Hold it. We're picking up channel 24 again. Don't move.
I'm thinking maybe our secret handshake is a little TOO elaborate.
And that was the last time Dave tried to set up anything from Ikea.
Your first time was in the back of a Volkswagen? Pfft..big deal. My first time....
Fact: One in every million light bulbs comes with tiny people inside.
Foreplay for members of Cirque du Soleil is a bit complicated.
â€œAh man, theyâ€™re not really flying. Look you can totally see the wires.â€
I just don't get the Scientologist mating ritual.
When ratings for Dancing With the Stars took a dip, the producers decided to place hidden traps on the stage to make things more interesting.
And another Cracked intern braves the 'handshake of death' on a drunken command from Brockway.
Black Swan II: Electric Boogaloo
Being a paperclip can be hard work
Man, is it ever tough to open a new bank account these days
Honey, are you sure you spelled "Hammock" correctly in the ordering form?
You have to be really drunk to get your hula-hoops tangled like this.